Puppet + H.P. Lovecraft + Markov Chain = Awesome
"At times I feel uncomfortably sure that I was a sysadmin by trade."
It's the weekend — time for a little fun and relaxation. Check out The Doom that Came to Puppet on Tumblr; it's a series of posts generated by a Markov chain, trained on Puppet documentation and the works of H.P. Lovecraft.
And in case you don't know what a Markov chain is, now is a good time to find out.
"Something was fumbling and rattling at the latch of my recollection, while another unknown force sought to keep the directory clear of all files or directories not managed by Puppet."